sex is like math
u add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
leave your solution
and pray you dont multiply
Can't Stand Mε? Sit Down.
Think im cold? Get a jacket.
Think im dum? Probably Right.
Think im A B!tch? Maybε I am.
Love mε? Good. Hatε Mε? Evεn Bεttεr.
Think im Ugly? Dont look.
im Not changing So Gεt Ovεr it.
A white man said "colored people are not
The black man turned around and stood up
he then said
"Listen sir..when I was born I was BLACK"
"When I grew up I was BLACK"
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK"
"When I go into the sun I'm BLACK"
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK"
"When I die I'll be BLACK"
"but you sir"
"When you are born you're PINK"
"When you grew up you're WHITE"
"When you're sick you're GREEN"
"When you go into the sun you turn RED"
"When you're cold..you turn BLUE"
"And when you die you turn PURPLE"
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The white man walked away realizing that the black man was right